Clean fun Jokes for all.
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What do cows do for fun?
What do cows do for fun? They go to the mooooo-vies.
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Did you hear about the two silk worms that got in a fight?
Did you hear about the two silk worms that got in a fight? It ended in a tie.
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Why was the hula hoop a great boxer?
Why was the hula hoop a great boxer? It could go round for round.
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What time do you go to the dentist?
What time do you go to the dentist? 2:30
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What do you call a father who was kidnapped in Iraq?
What do you call a father who was kidnapped in Iraq? A Baghdad.
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What type of grain uses profanity?
What type of grain uses profanity? Vulgar Wheat
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Why arent koalas actual bears?
Why arent koalas actual bears? They dont meet the koalafications.
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Did you hear about the Native American who went to a party and drank 37 cups of tea?
Did you hear about the Native American who went to a party and drank 37 cups of tea? They found him dead the next morning in his tea pee.
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What do you call a fish with no eyes?
What do you call a fish with no eyes? ….a fssshhh…
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Who invented fractions?
Who invented fractions? Henry the 1/8
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