What kind of pants does Super Mario wear? Denim Denim Denim

What’s cold and scary?! I-scream!

What do gamers plant in their garden? Skill trees! **Dances wildly with top hat and cane**

Why didn’t the Duke of Windsor let his French servant help him tie his tie? He never does it with a four-in (foreign)-hand.

A sad can goes to get recycled. He was soda-pressed.

Why was the owl afraid of Raidoactivity Because it was made of Hootonium

What do you call a midget psychic that broke out of prison? A small medium at large!

If you have bladder problems. Urine trouble.

Did you hear about the schizophrenic accounts manager? He couldn’t help but hear invoices inside his head.

What happens when your cousin eats all the Pumpkin pie on Thanksgiving? Plump kin!